Groundhog Tea Pet (Earth Box)

“ALAN! ALAN!” A voice calls from deep within the earth. “Who’s there?” I ask, my eyes scanning the ground, wondering who – or what – might have made the noise. The year is 2009. I am wandering the countryside in England. I am lost - both in the literal and figurative sense of the word. Reality weighs heavy upon me. “ALAN!” It comes again. “Who are you??” I cry. “Oh, no, that’s Steve.” the voice says. “STEVE! STEVE!” “I’m JESSE!” I wail. It does not matter. Postscript: This is a groundhog tea pet - if you want a groundhog tea pet, I recommend this one. He’s made of clay and has little fur markings all up and down his body. His mouth is perpetually open. He likes tea. Size: (3.2*3.1*6.1cm/1.26*1.22*2.4 in）