Wife And Kids Left Me Cigs Don't Count T-Shirt
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description: Family comes and goes. Cigarettes stay. "My Wife and Kids Left Me... Cigs Don't Count" is a dark, self-deprecating joke that mixes deadpan humor with classic smoking culture. Whether you appreciate absurd internet memes, cynical comedy, or intentionally terrible life choices as a punchline, this design is made for people who enjoy humor that's dry, ridiculous, and unapologetically offensive. Designed by Happy Fish Water Funny graphic t-shirt 100% combed cotton Comfortable, relaxed fit Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric Crisp, high-quality print Made-to-order Browse more funny cigarette t-shirts
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