Awesome I’M Not An Asshole I’M A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt

The Awesome I’M Not An Asshole I’M A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes Shirt delivers a bold and sarcastic message through its straightforward text-based design. Featuring the phrase “I’m not an asshole, I’m a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.” centered in multiple evenly spaced lines, this shirt uses humor that leans into adult sarcasm and playful insult. The black text on a white background keeps the focus on the witty wording, making it clear and impactful. Awesome I'M Not An Asshole I'M shown as a classic shirt. About the Design and Niche This shirt fits squarely within the sarcastic humor and adult humor niche, appealing to those who enjoy sharp, tongue-in-cheek statements. The design’s simplicity emphasizes the message, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates humor that’s a bit edgy and unapologetic. It’s a text-based humorous statement that plays on the idea of being irritating in a cheeky way, rather than outright offensive, which resonates well with humor enthusiasts looking for something that pushes boundaries without crossing into harshness. Audience and Occasions Adults who enjoy sarcastic and humorous apparel will find this shirt aligns with their taste. It suits casual wear scenarios where humor is welcome, such as informal gatherings, parties, or as a gag gift among friends who appreciate witty insults. Graphic apparel people who seek out funny insult shirts or sarcastic tees will recognize this as a fitting addition to their collection. The shirt’s message and style make it a conversation piece at social events where humor lightens the mood. Product details Product type Shirt Material 100% cotton, except Sport Grey: 90% US cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester or 35% US cotton / 65% polyester; Ash: 99% US cotton / 1% polyester. Size options S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Care Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors. Do not use bleach. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Do not tumble dry. Fit Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar, taped neck and shoulders, rolled forward shoulders for better fit, twin needle sleeve and bottom hems, quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease. Note Fiber content may vary by color. V-neck shirt view for Awesome I'M Not An Asshole I'M. The Awesome I'M Not An Asshole I'M A Hemorrhoid I Irritate Assholes t Shirt graphic is available as a classic shirt, v-neck shirt, tank top, hoodie, sweater, long sleeve shirt, kids shirt, and washed shirt — pick the style that suits you, and check the Product details above for the full size range. Use this size guide to find your perfect fit. You can also Explore more styles on earstees.com. Frequently asked questions What is the main message of this shirt? The shirt humorously states that the wearer is not an asshole but rather a hemorrhoid, implying they irritate assholes in a sarcastic and playful way. When is this shirt suitable to wear? This shirt is suitable for casual occasions, parties, or as a gag gift where adult humor is appreciated. Does this design come in other styles? The same design is available on classic and ladies shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. See the Product details above for the full size range.