'The Twat Waffle' - Limited Batch Kula Cloth® (includes free sticker!)

Next time you go off griddle (see what I did there lol)... this Kula will be by your side. Kula Cloth® — The Original Reusable Pee Cloth Kula Cloth® is a reusable pee cloth for people who squat to pee outdoors. Pat dry with the soft absorbent side, snap it closed, clip it to your pack. It air-dries as you hike. It's for anyone who loves being outside and is tired of pretending outdoor hygiene isn't part of the deal. Maybe you're backpacking for the first time and nobody explained this part. Maybe you're twenty years in and you've packed out one soggy wad too many. Maybe you're road tripping, camping, or standing in front of a suspiciously empty porta potty, realizing you should have planned ahead. You want comfort, less left behind, and gear that feels like somebody thought about it. That's the whole idea. How does a Kula Cloth work? A Kula Cloth has two sides. The absorbent side is soft and quick-drying — that's the one you pat dry with. The other side is waterproof, so your hand stays dry. Snap it closed, clip it to your pack, and it air-dries while you walk. Accessible, discreet, out of the way until you need it. Why use a reusable pee cloth instead of toilet paper? No used toilet paper to carry or pack out Quick-drying fabric keeps you comfortable on the move The antimicrobial finish inhibits odor-causing bacteria on the cloth, so it stays fresher between washes Reflective thread on the corner — easy to find at night with a headlamp Washed and reused for years, not thrown away after one use Snaps closed for privacy, clips to your pack for quick access Supports Leave No Trace by keeping single-use paper off the trail Who is a Kula Cloth for? Women and anyone who squats to pee outdoors — hikers, backpackers, campers, trail runners, climbers, paddlers, hunters, birders. It travels well too: van lifers, road trippers, festival-goers, and anyone who spends time somewhere without a reliable bathroom. What is a Kula Cloth made of? The absorbent side is a soft 71% polyester / 29% rayon (from bamboo) blend, treated with a silver-ion antimicrobial finish. The waterproof side is a polyester laminate. Each one weighs about half an ounce. Sewn in USA from imported fabric. How do you wash a Kula Cloth? Machine wash medium, dry medium, no fabric softener, no bleach. Hand washing is preferred. In the backcountry, wash with a few drops of biodegradable soap at least 200 feet from water sources. Is a Kula Cloth better than toilet paper for the environment? A Kula Cloth replaces single-use toilet paper on the trail, so there's nothing to pack out afterward. One cloth, washed and reused, instead of something discarded every time. Kula Cloth is a small piece of gear that solves a big problem — the discomfort, the waste, and the soggy-toilet-paper shuffle. Pssst... new to all this? Read our guide on how to pee outside.