Always Look Both Ways T-shirt

Before he was Darth Vader, he kept Britain's children safe. Thirty years. Green suit. Thumbs up. Look right, look left, look right again. The children listened. The children grew up. The children are now adults who do not look both ways, do not listen to anyone, and have frankly become a lot to deal with. He's noticed. ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS. BEFORE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF. Same man. Same thumbs up. Different energy entirely. The Force was always with him. He's using it differently now. Mind how you go.