Swollest Bunch of Assholes
Big lifts. Bigger mouths. Your kind of Christmas crew.They roast your playlist, steal your favorite bench, and still show up to spot your hardest set. Swollest Bunch of Assholes celebrates the gym friends you wouldn't trade for anyone, even when the group chat absolutely belongs on the naughty list. This women's oversized boxy crew brings unapologetic humor to Christmas gym gatherings, post-lift coffee, and holiday gift exchanges with your favorite troublemakers. Made from 100% cotton with a pigment-dyed finish, it features an extra-oversized fit, a hip-length cut, and drop shoulder seams for a roomy, relaxed silhouette. Pair it with leggings after training or jeans for the crew's annual holiday get-together. It's a funny Christmas gift for the lifting friend whose trash talk comes with genuine encouragement. Designed, printed, and shipped from the USA. Check the sizing chart for exact measurements.Questionable language. Exceptional spotting. That's friendship.
Specifications
- Style
- Oversized Boxy Crew
- Color
- Smoke, Bone, Nantucket Breeze, Myrtle, Vintage Navy
- Size
- S, M, L, XL
Variants (20)
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Smoke / S — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Smoke / M — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Smoke / L — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Smoke / XL — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Bone / S — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Bone / M — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Bone / L — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Bone / XL — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Nantucket Breeze / S — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Nantucket Breeze / M — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Nantucket Breeze / L — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Nantucket Breeze / XL — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Myrtle / S — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Myrtle / M — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Myrtle / L — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Myrtle / XL — 60.00 USD — In stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Vintage Navy / S — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Vintage Navy / M — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Vintage Navy / L — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
- Oversized Boxy Crew / Vintage Navy / XL — 60.00 USD — Out of stock
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