Please Stand By T-Shirt — Retro Test Pattern Graphic Tee
A heavyweight, garment-dyed tee that carries a quiet, retro sense of humor. The front chest features a small vintage TV patch with test-pattern colors, while the back shows a large, minimalist “PLEASE STAND BY” test pattern and the line “I AM EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.” It wears like a lived-in favorite — soft from after-dyeing, roomy in a relaxed cut, and built to last with double-needle seams and tubular construction. Slip it on when you want something comfortable that speaks your vibe: low-key, a little nostalgic, and openly candid about needing a moment of pause. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and durable - Garment-dyed for a worn-in color and softer hand - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for structure and comfort - Tubular (no side seams) construction and double-needle stitching for longevity - Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and made in Honduras Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Specifications
- Color
- White, Grey
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Variants (11)
- White / S — 30.00 USD — In stock
- Grey / S — 30.00 USD — In stock
- White / M — 30.00 USD — In stock
- Grey / M — 30.00 USD — In stock
- White / L — 30.00 USD — In stock
- Grey / L — 30.00 USD — In stock
- White / XL — 30.00 USD — In stock
- Grey / XL — 30.00 USD — In stock
- White / 2XL — 30.00 USD — In stock
- Grey / 2XL — 30.00 USD — In stock
- White / 3XL — 30.00 USD — In stock
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