Funny Sleepy Frog T-Shirt — “I Am Leaving You Here Amidst Your Pathetic Dramas” Graphic Tee

This relaxed garment-dyed tee carries quiet, dry humor into everyday wear. The sleepy, robe-clad frog holding a candle and the line “i am leaving you here amidst your pathetic dramas” make this shirt a soft-spoken statement piece — worn by someone who prefers low-key sarcasm over loud slogans. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the after-construction dye, so the tee drapes and ages with character. It slips on for late-morning errands, slow coffee dates, or nights when you want to send a clear-but-gentle message without saying a word. Product features – 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft after garment dyeing – Garment-dyed construction for a vintage, lived-in texture and muted color – Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric and double-needle stitched seams for durability – Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for cleaner lines and reduced waste – Available S–4XL with 58 color options and made in Honduras Care instructions – Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) – Do not bleach – Tumble dry: low heat – Iron, steam or dry: low heat – Do not dryclean S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.25 24.63 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean