RPG 'I'm Not Procrastinating, I'm Doing Side Quests' T-Shirt

This lightweight cotton tee speaks directly to tabletop adventurers who lose hours to “just one more quest.” Soft, breathable, and built for long sessions, it carries a bold declaration: I’m not procrastinating — I’m doing side quests. Wear it when rolling dice at a cluttered game table, swapping strategies in a café between work shifts, or slipping into a late-night campaign. The shirt feels lived-in from the first wear, with a smooth, durable print that won’t fade through a season of meetups. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks knowing smiles from fellow players, starts conversations about favorite campaigns, and keeps you comfortable whether you’re plotting a raid or heading out for pizza after the session. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean fit and reduced waste - Durable DTG/DTF printing methods for sharp sleeve and chest graphics - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape over repeated wear - OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials with EU 2-year warranty Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50