April Fools - Shirt and Bag

The best April Fools' joke is the one they have to read twice. Wear it, carry it, and wait for the double-takes. Grab yours before we come to our senses. What’s in the Kit: The Statement Shirt: Featuring a statement of your choosing in bold lettering. Because why be subtle when you can be unforgettable? The Assholes Tote: Emblazoned with the mantra: "I used to work for assholes, now I just bleach them." It’s spacious enough for your gym gear or your groceries. ⚠️ The Fine Print (Read Carefully!) We want you to look your best while making people uncomfortable, so please take note of the following: Sizing Alert: These shirt are unisex sizing, be sure to snag yours while they're in stock! Final Sale: Due to the custom (and hilarious) nature of this gear, apparel is non-refundable and final sale.