Crafting Drunk V-Neck T-Shirt

This is a cheeky, vintage-style typographic design rendered in warm tan lettering against black, perfect for anyone whose stash has quietly crossed the SABLE threshold. The layout is a beautifully arranged mix of banner ribbons, dotted flourishes, and burst accents around the word CRAFTER, which sits big and bold right in the middle like the confession it is. The tapered ribbon banners top and bottom give it that classic sign-painter feel, and a little heart anchors the whole thing at the bottom to soften the joke. It reads like a warning label for your enabler friends and a love letter to impulse yarn buying all at once. This one speaks directly to the crafter who orders three skeins at 11pm after one glass of wine and calls it self care.The shirt reads: "PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ALCOHOL I'M A CRAFTER AND I'LL DRUNK BUY SUPPLIES I DON'T NEED".Shoppers might look for this with terms like funny crafter shirt, drunk buy craft supplies tee, yarn hoarder gift, crafting humour t-shirt, knitter wine shirt, crochet lover gift, stash enabler tee, please don't give me alcohol shirt, SABLE joke apparel, and funny gift for a crafty friend.🧶 Made for Makers: Crafted on premium Bella + Canvas tees, these shirts are soft, breathable, and built for life in the craft room—and beyond.🎨 No Peeling, Ever. Our vivid designs are direct-to-garment printed (not vinyl), so they'll stay crisp and colorful through countless washes—no cracking, no peeling.✂️ Comfort Meets Fit: Unisex sizing with a flattering cut. Pre-shrunk. Side-seamed. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping means it fits just right and holds its shape.🧵 Soft Feel, Strong Wear Lightweight yet durable. Keeps its softness, even after a hundred wears.📏 Sizing Tip for Crafters Measure your favorite tee laid flat (armpit to armpit). Between sizes? Go up for a cozier fit.💡 Note: Our products are made to order. Returns for size issues aren't available, so measuring helps avoid surprises!📦 Turnaround Time: Our Tees are made to order and ship in 3–6 working days. Shipping time is an additional 1-3 days.🔎 Fabric Content Maroon, Purple & White: 100% Airlume combed cotton Other colors: 90% cotton / 10% polyester