Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch
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description: Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Nametag Embroidery Subvert mundane office icebreakers with unapologetic sarcasm and viral internet humor. The Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch parodies classic "Hello My Name Is" sticker badges, swapping polite introductions for a hilarious warning label in bold handwritten script. Framed by a vibrant red embroidered nametag border, this 4" x 2.5" patch commands immediate attention on retail display pegboards, counter racks, and alternative apparel displays, serving as an irresistible impulse buy for humor seekers, office workers, and meme enthusiasts. Crafted with high-density polyester thread stitching and a thick merrowed edge border, this durable rectangular patch ensures sharp text contrast and long-lasting wear. Equipped with a heavy-duty heat-seal backing, it allows store patrons to effortlessly iron it onto denim jackets, backpacks, canvas tote bags, hats, and work vests, while also supporting traditional sew-on attachment. Add this top-selling hilarious nametag patch to your wholesale inventory to spark instant laughs and drive strong retail margins. Technical Specifications * Product Type: Custom rectangular embroidered patch * Dimensions: 4" x 2.5" * Material Composition: High-density polyester thread with heavy-duty heat-seal backing and merrowed border * Graphic Design: Red classic "Hello My Name Is" nametag badge parody featuring "HELLO I am... about to choose violence" typography * Application Utility: Iron-on or sew-on attachment for denim jackets, backpacks, work bags, hats, vests, and retail impulse displays
brand: Shady Front
sku: CHOOSEVIOLENCEPATCH030125
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  low price: 7.00
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