pretend 5 pounds of candy is for trick or treaters / halloween card

It’s that time of year when we all get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy we’re buying is for the trick-or-treaters. 🎃🍫 This hilarious Halloween greeting card features a sassy, retro-inspired woman and the perfect excuse for anyone who mysteriously ends up with a lot less candy by Halloween night. Perfect for: Funny Halloween cards Sarcastic Halloween cards Snarky Halloween greetings Retro Halloween lovers Vintage-inspired Halloween gifts Funny cards for friends Halloween party hosts Coworkers with a sense of humor Best friends who appreciate a little sass Anyone who loves spooky season and sarcasm OUTSIDE: "it’s that time of year when i get to pretend the 5 pounds of candy i’m buying is for trick-or-treaters" INSIDE: blank for you to write your own personal sentiment. ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ INCLUDES ✔ A2 size (4.25 x 5.5") card printed on matte card stock - landscape orientation. ✔ A2 size brown kraft self sealing envelope ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ DISCOUNTS 3 cards for $13 6 cards for $26 9 cards for $39 15 cards for $65 above discounts are automatically applied at checkout are they all so awesome you can't narrow it down? I offer 15% off 50 cards or more! must enter code 15PERVENTOVER50 at checkout ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ SHIPPING all cards ship free using U.S. Postal Service (USPS) orders of 5 cards or less - NO TRACKING - think letter with a stamp. orders of 6 cards or more - TRACKING INCLUDED - no upgrade needed. want tracking on orders of 5 cards or less? upgrade to Ground Advantage for $5.00 or Priority Mail for $11. ✔ Please note USPS can be pretty slow in some cases - many times my cards arrive in 2-5 days, but other times, it can take 12 or more! Please contact me if you haven't received it after 14 business days of shipping.