Two Girls Away | Snapback

Two Girls Away Snapback Some people finish a night out with great memories, new friends, and a respectable ride home. Others finish it by calculating exactly how close they came to achieving a lifelong fantasy. The Two Girls Away Snapback from Luckless Outfitters is for the optimistic gentleman who chooses to focus on progress. This funny adult snapback features a cream-colored front panel paired with a classic camouflage curved bill. The camo pattern combines olive green, tan, brown, and black shapes, while the coordinating camouflage top button ties the design together. Bold black lettering across the front reads, “I was 2 girls away from having a 3-some last night.” Technically, that means nothing happened, but confidence is all about presentation. The structured front panel keeps the hilarious graphic saying visible, allowing everyone nearby to appreciate the wearer’s impressive ability to turn complete failure into a near victory. The camouflage bill adds a rugged outdoor look, which may help conceal the fact that absolutely nobody went home with him. An adjustable snapback closure offers a comfortable fit for different head sizes and levels of delusion. The Two Girls Away Snapback is perfect for men and women who enjoy funny hats, camo accessories, offensive clothing, adult humor, bachelor party gear, and jokes about wildly unsuccessful dating experiences. Wear it to the bar, a country concert, bachelor weekend, tailgate, hunting camp, backyard cookout, or reunion where everyone already knows you exaggerate. Searching for a funny gift for your best friend, boyfriend, husband, coworker, or favorite hopeless flirt? This hilarious novelty hat makes an unforgettable birthday gift, Christmas present, bachelor party gift, gag gift, or white elephant surprise. At Luckless Outfitters, we believe every failure is just a success missing two essential participants. Grab the Two Girls Away Snapback and proudly celebrate almost accomplishing absolutely nothing.