Funny Cocktail Napkins "I said I wasn't going to drink today, But then I went for a walk and saw a woman drinking a glass of wine through her living room window and thought, well if she's having one."

Ellembee's cocktail napkins are 3-ply, white, and printed with black ink. They come in packs of 20, cellophane-wrapped, and are described as funny.

• The description claims they are some of the funniest on the market.