Unicorn Shit Shorts (Gym/Swim)

If you're going to wear shorts, you might as well wear the most gloriously ridiculous pair on the planet. The Unicorn Shit Shorts from Shit Shirt Club are made for the gym, the pool, the beach, or absolutely nothing productive whatsoever. Pair them with the matching Unicorn Shit Shirt and a set of Shit Shirt Club socks for a full head-to-toe look that will clear a room and start a conversation in equal measure. These are the funniest, loudest, most outrageous shorts you'll put on all year, and that is entirely the point. The pattern is something to behold. Set against a vivid hot pink background, giant rainbow-striped poop emojis repeat across every inch of the fabric in a densely packed, all-over print that leaves absolutely no room for subtlety. Each swirled motif is layered in the full rainbow spectrum, sweeping from deep purple at the base up through cobalt blue, emerald green, sunshine yellow, burnt orange and fiery red, finished with a glossy cartoon style, crisp black outline and a bright white highlight that makes the whole design gleam. Scattered between the poop icons, tiny multicoloured confetti squiggles in red, blue, green and yellow fill the gaps with even more chaos. The result is somewhere between a children's birthday party and a fever dream, and it is absolutely hilarious. Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Unicorn Shit Shorts are built to move with you. The fabric is lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying, making them as functional at the pool as they are in the gym. The four-way stretch gives you full freedom of movement whether you're training, swimming or lounging with zero intention of doing either. With a 5-inch inseam, an elasticated waistband with a white drawstring, two zippered side pockets and a zippered back pocket, these are seriously well-made shorts wearing the most embarrassing print imaginable. No interior liner keeps things cool, comfortable and completely unrestricted. Shit Shirt Club was built on more than bad taste. A large portion of profits from every sale goes directly to mental health charities, which means your terrible wardrobe decision is actively doing some good in the world. Every double-take, every laugh, every "what on earth are you wearing" is part of something bigger. Wearing these isn't just a statement about your commitment to looking outrageous. It's a small, stupid, brilliant act of joy, and joy matters more than most people admit. Product highlights 90% Recycled Polyester, 10% Spandex - lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying 5" inseam with elasticated waistband and drawstring 2 zippered side pockets + 1 zippered back pocket, no interior liner Designed for gym, swim or lounging Next day delivery available Rated 4.8 "Excellent" on Trustpilot A large portion of profits fund mental health charities