Eat A Dick Sitcker

This “Eat A Dick” sticker is for those moments when you've run out of patience, exhausted all diplomatic options, and would prefer to communicate with stunning efficiency. Short. Sweet. Unnecessarily aggressive. Made with durable waterproof vinyl so it survives coffee spills, bad moods, and repeated exposure to people who make this sticker feel increasingly relevant. ✅ High-quality vinyl ✅ Perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles & more ✅ Indoor/outdoor use Approx Size: 3" x 2" Grab yours now and let the sticker handle the conversation for you.