Banana Guard

Imagine the guy who invented this telling his wife... “Honey, we’re going to invest our life savings in breathable banana luggage!” These ingenious crushproof holders are the perfect packing solution for banana lovers everywhere. Made of hard plastic, the Banana Guard features a nifty snap lock so your banana won’t fall out and mingle with the rest of your belongings. It’s even equipped with ventilation holes. Sure, you might get a laugh or two when you pull this thing out of your tank bag, we had a laugh or two discovering it. Fully patented, natch…