Not A Morning Person Not An Afternoon Person Working On It T-Shirt

Not a morning person. Not an afternoon person. Working on it. The alarm goes off. You hate it. The coffee brews. You tolerate it. By noon you have achieved functional. This is your life and honestly it is going fine. The world has a weird obsession with morning people, like waking up cheerful is a personality trait worth celebrating. It is not. Some people are built for a slower start, a longer warm-up, and a general policy of not being spoken to before the second cup. This shirt is for those people. All of those people. Wear it to brunch when someone asks if you are a morning person. Wear it to the office when a coworker tries to make small talk before 9am. Wear it as both a warning label and a white flag. Comfort Colors 1717, 6.5 oz garment-dyed ring-spun cotton. Printed in the USA. For people who are getting there, just not yet. Wear The Truth