Used To Be Cool Die Cut Sticker

"I used to be cool. Now I'm just a little person's snack bitch." The glow up that wasn't. Once upon a time you had hobbies, a social life, and a sense of identity. Now you have a diaper bag full of goldfish crackers and a tiny overlord who will absolutely lose their mind if you brought the wrong color cup. Do you mind? No. Are you still cool? Debatable. Are you currently hiding in the kitchen eating the good snacks before they see you? Absolutely. Put this sticker on your planner, your diaper bag, or your forehead — you've earned it.