Das Kitten Boot

Once upon a time, we made a shoe, called the Kitten Testicle Grey. It was a good shoe. And the shoe was good. And it became our best-selling shoe of all time EVER. Three years, and a whole lot of kitten-testicle-stroking later, a customer asked us - "Can I have the kitten testicle grey, but as a boot, instead of a shoe?" And we said yes. And we made the boot. And the boot was good. Our nubuck kitten is all grown up now - a full 4cm taller than he was - but just as playful, soft and gorgeously grey as ever. Handmade from a supple nubuck leather, lined with ridiculously comfortable calfskin, and sporting a debossed ICH BIN ATHEIST rubber sole. This boot will mostly kick the ass of any other boot in the world, mostly. It... Feels truly lovely - the silky calfskin lining and nubuck upper guarantee footgasms galore Is long-lasting; the natural rubber sole is dense and won't need repair or replacement for years (although repair and replacement are ultimately possible). Has a durable nubuck upper, stronger than suede, despite the similar velvety feeling. Is relatively easy to care for; it's already the colour of dirt so will look pretty much the same after exposure to dust and grub. Will keep your feet dry, although it is helpful to spray the nubuck with "impregnierung" or rain protective spray in advance of wearing it in the rain. Please note - this is an open leather, so it may attain water marks with use, but the function of the leather will not be compromised by water. Is the proud work of very talented shoemakers - you can see their care and precision in particular in the traditional blake stitch on the sole Is lovingly debossed with the words ICH BIN ATHEIST Looks awesome with different coloured laces *STOP PRESS* - all our boots now come with a bunch of different coloured laces, as standard. It's a bit of a lucky dip - colours depend on availability, so we can't promise anything particular - but we'll definitely send you a fetching range.