Crow & French Fry Tactical Patch 2X2 Cordura Morale Patch

Nature is healing. The trash birds have claimed the snacks. This 2x2” Crow & French Fry patch perfectly captures the chaotic intelligence of the modern crow: highly evolved, mildly threatening, and absolutely willing to fight you for a single fry in a parking lot. Minimalist, weird, and strangely relatable, this patch is for the people who respect crows the way they deserve to be respected—with caution and a safe following distance from your food. Let’s be honest: if crows ever unionize, humanity is finished. Details: Size: 2” x 2” Laser-cut from durable laminate Hook backing for easy attachment Lightweight, rugged, and built for everyday carry Perfect for packs, jackets, hats, and emotionally questionable gear setups Perfect for: Crow enthusiasts & backyard bird spies Fans of chaotic wildlife energy French fry defenders Goblin-core enjoyers and raccoon-adjacent humans One tiny patch. One stolen fry. Zero regrets.