Immortal (so far) Kids T-Shirt

You woke up today. You have, against genuinely long odds, not died. That makes you technically immortal, at least until further notice. Wear your flawless survival record with pride, a monument to every close call, questionable decision, and gas station sushi you have lived through. Emphasis on so far. Features Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester) Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester Assorted colors Cheap as hell Immortal (so far)