Just Found Out the World Doesn't Revolve Around Me Shirt

A bold, vintage-inspired tee that mixes deadpan humor with retro illustration. The soft, midweight cotton sits comfortably against the skin while the centered print — a distressed serif headline with a kneeling, contemplative figure — reads like a comic moment frozen in time. Wear it when you want to shrug, roll your eyes, and let a shirt do the talking. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit layer easily under jackets or work on their own for weekend wear. Durably printed with crisp DTF/DTG techniques so the graphic stays true wash after wash. Product features - 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort - Classic relaxed fit with ribbed, seam-free collar and tear-away label for itch-free wear - Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder twill tape for shape retention and reduced fabric waste - Durable dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic to preserve fine detail - OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat