Blurry Creatures Tree Co. Christmas Tee (Pre-Order)

This is a Pre-Order, please allow 3-4 weeks for shipping. Our 2026 Christmas tee is here, and this year we’re in the tree business. Every farm has its own way of getting trees out of the field. Ours just has better reach. Blurry Creatures Tree Co. offers pine, cedar, fir, and spruce, all forest-fresh and hand-selected by something hovering over the treeline. The vintage tree farm design shows the whole operation in action: snowy pines, a full moon, and one lucky tree getting beamed up for the holidays. Shirt & Ornament combo available! Next Level 6210 in Cardinal and Heather Forest Green. 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton and polyester for a tee that runs light, smooth, and soft. Made for tree lighting, Christmas Eve service, and the family photo where everybody matches. Same-night delivery available. Please don’t ask how (This is a joke).