Caffeine Diesel and Pure Spite Hoodie| Towboat Night Scene | River Worker T-Shirt
Caffeine. Diesel. And pure spite. That's what keeps the river moving at 0300 when the current is running hard and the watch never ends. No glory, no applause — just the fuel that gets you through it and the stubbornness to keep going anyway. This shirt gets it. Caffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite. Bold back graphic — stencil-style lettering on the left, a detailed towboat pushing covered barges through dark choppy water under a full moon and star-filled sky on the right. Cream and gold on black. Raw. Honest. Earned. Bold stencil lettering — Caffeine, Diesel, and Pure Spite Towboat pushing barges through dark water under a full moon Cream and gold on black — midnight river energy Perfect for towboaters, river workers, inland mariners, and anyone who runs on caffeine and stubbornness. Every order removes 1 lb of ocean plastic Product Details: Proudly designed and printed in USA Print placement: Back graphic Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Specifications
- Color
- Black, Navy, Forest Green, Dark Heather, Charcoal
- Size
- S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
Variants (40)
- Black / S — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / M — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / L — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / 2XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / 3XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / 4XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Black / 5XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / S — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / M — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / L — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / 2XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / 3XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / 4XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Navy / 5XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / S — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / M — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / L — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 2XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 3XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 4XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Forest Green / 5XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / S — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / M — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / L — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 2XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 3XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 4XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Dark Heather / 5XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / S — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / M — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / L — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / 2XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / 3XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / 4XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
- Charcoal / 5XL — 54.50 USD — In stock
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