Drive Me Up The Wall

Another year older, another reminder no one asked for. This birthday card perfectly captures that special birthday feeling of deep irritation mixed with long-suffering acceptance. Ideal for anyone who greets their birthday with a sigh instead of cake. A funny greeting card featuring a photograph of an elderly woman sitting on a stairlift inside a home. She is wearing a red jacket, blue top, yellow trousers, and beige shoes, and is resting her head on one hand with a visibly annoyed expression. The staircase behind her is carpeted, and the walls have patterned wallpaper. Large rounded white text at the top reads “Birthdays drive me up the fucking wall!”