Illuminati Embroidered Baseball Cap | All-Seeing Eye Denim Hat
The least secret secret society in history finally has a hat. A gold all-seeing eye, a gold pyramid, and the word ILLUMINATI in lettering that wandered off the back of a dollar bill, all embroidered on washed denim. For a shadowy cabal that supposedly runs everything, the dress code is surprisingly relaxed. Wear it to the grocery store and watch strangers decide whether you're joking. Wear it to family dinner and field the questions. Wear it to a meeting and say nothing at all. The hat handles the messaging, and the messaging is classified. This is true embroidery, not a print. The gold thread catches light exactly the way an all-seeing eye should. Choose Black or Blue Jean washed denim. 100% cotton, classic six-panel baseball cut, adjustable closure, one size fits nearly every level of the pyramid. Pairs dangerously well with our Illuminati Canvas Tote or sneakers, if you're assembling a world domination starter kit. Free shipping, as always. New world order not included.