HEX-ICE (Qoins)

You promised yourself a serious summer body this year. Peak condition. A six-pack that stops traffic. Stop right there – you can send the gym membership to the ice. HEX-ICE just slid in. 🧊 Size matters. The Titanic could tell you, but it is currently unavailable. Every snowflake in history has been a hexagon. Nature has been running this design for four billion years and has still never shipped a product. LAME. So we did it ourselves. This six-pack costs you zero drops of sweat. Just add water, shove it in the freezer, and come back to six ice hexagons so unfairly cool that regular cubes get chills just looking at them. The best part? You can get HEX-ICE completely free. Just throw at least one CHAMPION EFFERVESCENT in your cart (one-time or subscription) and use the code: “ICEBREAKER” If you’ve been roleplaying Scrooge McDuck and hoarded at least 8 Qoins, just head to your profile and claim HEX-ICE with your next order. Or you can add extra CHAMPION EFFERVESCENT into your subscription, and we’ll throw in HEX-ICE completely free. PS: Like all artisan ice, HEX-ICE wants a little extra love on the way out. Fill the tray right to the rim. Once frozen, pull it out and let it chill on the counter for a few minutes (it has been through a lot). Then turn each pocket inside out and pop the hexagons free. To help you keep your cool, we’ve put together a handpicked chill playlist on Spotify.