Bad Parking Cards — Hit & Run Edition

Keep a stack in the glove box and deploy on sight. Turn every bad parking job into a small moment of justice — even grocery runs become bearable. Leave one under the wiper, walk away. The card says what your horn couldn't. Escalates from concern to confusion. They walk around the whole vehicle checking for damage that does not exist before reading the card. A slow-burn emotional rollercoaster in card form.