Tommy

📰 Stop the presses! Tommy here, reporting live from my new Illinois headquarters after a long-haul trek from Kentucky. The legendary crew at MLRR staged a daring rescue to spring me from a high-kill shelter, and I've traded my southern blues for foster home luxury! 🏥 Currently, I'm on "medical leave" after something called a "neuter." I don’t know what they took, but they gave me plenty of naps in exchange, so I'm calling it a win. 😴 While I'm professional-level resting, here's the 411 on me: 🐾 The Basics • 3.5 years old, 903 guy • Handsome hunk with light eyes that'll melt your heart faster than an ice cube in July • Professional napper and future backyard track star ❤️ People Lover I'm a social butterfly who thinks every human is a long-lost best friend, especially the teenagers' buddies. I might offer a "welcome hug," but I'm a good listener—tell me "down" and I'm back to being a floor ornament. 🐕 Dog Friendly I have a bromance going with the resident dog. Right now we're practicing the art of competitive napping on the couch, but once my "no-running" orders are lifted, I plan to put my athletic skills on display. 🐿️ Wildlife Advisory I have a strictly adversarial relationship with squirrels and birds. They taunt me through the glass, and I've sworn a blood oath to catch one. Because of this high-stakes rivalry, a feline-free home is a must—cats are basically squirrels in pajamas, right? 🦮 Work in Progress On a leash, I could use a few "Walking for Dummies" lessons. I'm one strong boy (think Arnold Schwarzenegger). 📦 Crate Club? No Thanks. The vet thinks I spent too much time in a crate before because my bottom teeth are missing, but who needs 'em? I can still inhale kibble and "accidentally" abandoned snacks like a pro. 🦷 I'll eventually need a little dental work to clear out the leftover roots, but it's basically a spa day for my mouth. I’ll tolerate a crate if I have to, but I've proven I can be trusted with the keys to the house when my foster parents run errands. 🎓 Smarty Pants I've mastered sit, down, and stay, and I'll even give you a paw (if the mood strikes me). ❤️ Final Verdict If you want a companion who is equal parts "let's go" and "let's nap," I'm your guy!