Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alan Jackson's 1993 Four-Week Billboard #1 Hit Chattahoochee

Keep Honking! I'm Listening to Alan Jackson's Chattahoochee Bumper Sticker KEEP HONKING! I'M LISTENING TO ALAN JACKSON'S 1993 FOUR-WEEK BILLBOARD #1 HIT, "CHATTAHOOCHEE." Finally, a bumper sticker for people who believe the appropriate response to road rage is providing unsolicited country music chart history. Your horn means nothing. Alan Jackson is currently explaining what he learned about living and a little 'bout love. Funny Bumper Sticker for Certified Chattahoochee Enthusiasts Some people listen to country music. Others make Alan Jackson's 1993 Billboard chart performance their entire personality. This funny bumper sticker is for the second group. Whether you're cruising through a small town, aggressively respecting the speed limit, or sitting at a green light because the chorus just hit, you've got priorities. And apparently, so does the guy behind you. FUN FACT: "Chattahoochee" really did spend four consecutive weeks at #1 on Billboard's Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart in 1993. This is historically accurate automotive harassment. Weatherproof Sticker Built for Honky-Tonk Conditions Printed in-house in Washington using premium, all-weather vinyl, this weatherproof sticker is designed to survive whatever Mother Nature and your commute throw at it. Size: Approximately 8.5" × 2.5" Waterproof, smudge-proof, and fade-resistant Car wash-safe when properly applied Durable outdoor vinyl for long-lasting nonsense Handmade by two actual humans, so slight size variations happen Slap this vinyl sticker on your car, truck, laptop, toolbox, or another smooth, glossy surface deserving of an unsolicited music history lesson. Car Magnet Option for Commitment Issues Love Alan Jackson but afraid of permanence? Understandable. Grab the removable car magnet version instead. Our standard magnets are 20 mil thick, with an extra-thick 30 mil option available for colder climates and windier conditions. IMPORTANT: Magnets require magnetic metal. Most modern bumpers are plastic. Test your vehicle before ordering, unless you enjoy learning expensive lessons. Remove magnets before car washes and extreme weather. Application, Shipping & Other Boring Adult Responsibilities Clean and completely dry your surface before applying. Avoid textured plastics, waxy finishes, and questionable adhesives. Press from the center outward. Ships worldwide from Washington in approximately 1–3 business days. Mockups aren't to scale, and screen colors may vary. Buy 2 Get 1 Free. Because One Is Embarrassing. Every third qualifying item is FREE, automatically. Grab this bumper sticker, recruit two equally unwell designs, and turn your vehicle into a moving public nuisance. No coupon code. No complicated math. Just savings and Alan Jackson.