Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown

MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES FOR REGULAR AND WIDER HEADS BEST FOR YEEHAW RIDING SPLIT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, TOO! CLOWNS HOWEVER ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE TIME HAS COME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT ON THIS AGE OLD TRADITION. SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN. SPLIT LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR. 1 NO SLIP WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING. 2 NO BOUNCE OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER. 3 ANTI-FOG EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT. 4 ALL POLARIZED GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS. 5 ALL EXTREME YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO INTRODUCING SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN CARL THE FLAMINGO SHARES THE CHILDHOOD MEMORY BEHIND HIS COULROPHOBIA. READ OUR SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN ORIGIN STORY READ THE ORIGIN STORY SPLIT