My cat thinks you're a cunt Card

People say cats are famously excellent judges of character. They’re observant, uncompromising, and rarely wrong. This card lets a furry third party deliver the verdict, leaving you completely innocent in the matter. Perfect for cat lovers, mischief-makers, and anyone who appreciates an insult with a touch of elegance. A funny greeting card featuring a glamorous woman reclining on an elegant chaise longue while holding a martini garnished with olives. She wears a sparkling evening gown and jewellery, and cradles a fluffy white cat with a jeweled collar. The pair pose against a rich red background. Large white text beside them reads “My cat thinks you’re a cunt”.