Constantly Sleep Deprived Cap

If sleep were a KPI, you’d be underperforming. This cap is for the ones running on too little rest and too many thoughts - late nights, early mornings, and that vague sense of “I’ll catch up this weekend” (you won’t). It’s honest, slightly concerning, and just self-aware enough to make it funny. A quiet nod to anyone who’s ever powered through the day on muscle memory, meetings, and another cup. Perfect for early commutes, long days, gym sessions you probably shouldn’t be doing, or anywhere you need people to understand your current operating state without asking questions. Call it a lifestyle. Call it a phase. Call it what happens when life doesn’t slow down. Classic dad cap embroidered with “Constantly Sleep Deprived” on the front and “Running on caffeine” on the back. One size fits most - Adjustable with buckle closure.