Upgrade your desk with the Ann Droid Office Mug Collection: a series of gloriously blunt, emotionally unavailable office companions disguised as drinkware. Designed for workplaces where the printer is plotting, the meetings multiply, and the humans are… questionable. Whether she’s analysing your calendar (“You have made poor choices”), diagnosing your mood (“You need a biscuit”), or running bleak search queries no HR department should ever see, Ann Droid is here to observe, judge, and occasionally recommend carbohydrates. Ideal for gifting, passive‑aggressive desk décor, or simply reminding colleagues that even a robot thinks Mondays are terrible. Resistance is futile. Hydration is essential. Choose from a choice of 5 mugs. All identical in purpose. Humans enjoy pretending they have options. BISCUIT: "I have analysed your behaviour. You need a biscuit. The data suggests immediate deployment." CALENDAR: "I have analysed your calendar. You have made poor choices. Many of them appear to be meetings." EMAIL: "I have calculated that this could have been an email. I have sent you an email about this." MONDAYS: "I do not experience emotions, but I have noticed that Mondays are bad. The data is conclusive." SPREADSHEET: "I have completed the spreadsheet. It now has more numbers in it than before."
Biscuit, Calendar, Email, Mondays, Spreadsheet