"FREAK FOR CHEEKS" Tote Bag

What if your freak flag was nipped and tucked and sewn into a handy-dandy sling-it-over-your-shoulder fancy-pants tote bag? If that were true, then you could pack it with various sundries like, say, a change of clothes, a portable HAM radio, or a ham. Perhaps a big foam #1 finger, a magazine, or Halloween candy. Even premium tinned fish from your favorite cannery. The list goes on! This thing could be your grocery-getter and your go-bag. You could pack it for a picnic or take it to the Met Gala. We support all-purpose totes. And we support your penchant for yelling at the world about who you truly are: a FREAK FOR CHEEKS.