Asshole of the Year Certificate Award Prank Mail

Mail a totally rude Asshole of the Year Certificate directly to your victim; 100% anonymously! This is the Fake Certificate made for "Scrappy-Looking Turd Burglar" and is meant for insults and laughter! HAR HAR! ***FREE SHIPPING!*** Play a funny prank on your victim's with this 9" x 7" cardboard envelope prank with a printed Asshole Award Certificate, and a fake invoice for $1,005.99 (showing pre-paid to their credit card har har!)... certificate will be folded in half to fit in the envelope! It's a great rude prank, that's mailed with USPS tracking (attached to your order). So sit back and wait for the laughs or screams to begin. Your victim will have no idea who sent it (and we'll never tell). It's 100% anonymous. It's sent as-is (as shown), with no way to connect you to the prank at all. Bah ha ha ha ha! Because, when it comes down to it, it's just a prank bro! Cheers!