Biker Novelty T‑Shirt — "Don't Mind the Bugs, Protein Is Expensive!" Graphic Tee
This lightweight crew-neck tee brings road-trip grit and laugh-out-loud attitude to your everyday rotation. The front artwork shows a bearded biker grinning through a bug-splattered windshield with the cheeky line, “Don’t mind the bugs. Protein is expensive!”—a fun, irreverent nod to long rides, open highways, and the small trials that become great stories. Wear it on sunny drives, casual meet-ups, or when you just want to spark a smile. The breathable Airlume combed cotton keeps you cool under the sun; the retail fit and ribbed collar hold their shape so the shirt looks sharp whether layered under a jacket or worn solo. Designed for riders, weekend wanderers, and anyone who values humor with their hustle. The graphic’s vintage-inspired palette and rugged character art pair well with denim, leather, and well-worn boots. Toss it in the road bag for a cross-country run, pull it on for a barbecue after a group ride, or gift it to the friend who always has a story about the last trip. This tee feels lived-in from the first wear and keeps that easy, adventurous vibe alive. Product features - 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability and soft hand (weight: 4.2 oz/yd²). - Retail fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for a classic crew-neck look. - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and garment stability. - Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing. - Multiple print methods used by providers (DTF or DTG) for crisp, detailed front and sleeve graphics. Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
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