Not Dead Just Avoiding Everyone Armadillo T-Shirt

😏 Not Dead Just Avoiding Everyone Armadillo T-Shirt Introvert Mode: Fully Activated When social interaction is too much, just curl up and pretend you’re not home. This Not Dead Just Avoiding Everyone tee features a perfectly rolled-up armadillo ready to disappear from the world. Sarcastic, relatable, and built for anyone who’s mastered the art of selective socializing. 💡 Why You’ll Love It: Bold comic-style armadillo illustration with metallic gold text Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort Unisex fit – perfect for introverts, hermits, and professional avoiders 🎁 Perfect For: Introverts and social battery drainers People who cancel plans with zero guilt Gifts for the friend who “needs to recharge” 🧼 Shirt Care: Machine washable Hang dry or tumble dry low Do not iron directly on the print Warning: May cause people to stop inviting you places. You’re welcome. • 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼ LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 39.7 M 73.7 50.8 43.2 L 76.2 55.9 47 XL 78.7 61 50.8 2XL 81.3 66 54.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 58 4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5 5XL 89 81.3 64.3