Squishable Baby Unicorn

RECIPE FOR BABY UNICORN - 2 ¼ cups of rainbow - 1 cup of good-hair-day - 1 photograph of corgi puppies during bathtime - Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens - ⅓ tablespoon of derp - All the chocolate - A horn, I guess Combine all ingredients into an adorable round plush. For best results, hug vigorously and often. 15 squishy inches of homestyle hugs! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!