VB Art Hoodie

Some bloke taped a banana to a wall and sold it for millions. We reckon we can do better.Introducing a VB tin, stuck to the wall with a bit of gaffer tape. No brushstrokes. No gallery. No bloody artist statement. Just a cold one, fixed in place, asking the big questions. Critics call it "bold" and "a searing commentary on modern thirst". Your mates will call it "a waste of a perfectly good VB". Both are correct.Unlike the banana, this one actually lasts. It won't go brown, it won't attract fruit flies and you can always drink it when the gallery closes. Honestly, it's the only piece of art worth having a crack at.Wear it to the pub, the barbie or the next fancy exhibition you've been dragged to. Nobody will understand it, and everybody will want a VB. Regular Fit - 290 GSM · 80% Cotton, 20% Polyester · A cozy hood, ribbed cuffs, and a tear-out label