Holey Hiker Ultralight Portable Bidet

The Holey Hiker Bidet is an ultralight, bottle-mounted bidet designed specifically for backpacking, hiking, camping, and other outdoor adventures. It provides a practical way to clean with water while reducing reliance on toilet paper and wet wipes. The original model weighs just 4 grams and attaches to most standard plastic water bottles. Use as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh! Two options are available: The Standard works with water bottles, and the CNOC version works specifically for 28mm CNOC bottles. Complete your Leave no Trace Toilet kit with a Trowel and Bush Cloth - both available here at Gearshop! Features Ultra-lightweight: Only 4 g, making it ideal for ultralight and minimalist packing. Four-hole spray: Four small outlets provide a broader spray pattern rather than a single concentrated stream, helping distribute water across the target area. Bottle compatible: The standard version fits most standard plastic water bottles, allowing the bottle itself to act as the water reservoir and pressure source. Simple squeeze operation: Squeeze the bottle to create the water pressure—no batteries, pumps, or electronics required. Integrated O-ring: An O-ring helps create a secure seal between the bidet and bottle. Directional arrow: A molded arrow indicates the correct direction of use and can be marked with a Sharpie or nail polish for visibility. Injection-molded construction: Made from injection-molded plastic rather than 3D-printed material, providing a more consistent finished component. Multi-purpose use: Besides personal hygiene, it can also be used as a small ultralight shower for washing other parts of the body. Made in the USA: The bidets are manufactured in Connecticut. Specs Weight 4 g Spray outlets 4 holes Water source Standard plastic water bottle Operation Manual bottle squeeze Power None required Construction Injection-molded plastic Seal O-ring Standard version Compatible with standard water bottles CNOC version Designed for 28 mm CNOC bottles Country of manufacture USA — Connecticut