Instant Human Just Add Coffee T-Shirt

This lightweight cotton tee feels like your morning ritual: simple, honest, and quietly funny. The front shows a minimal coffee cup sketch with the curved headline “Instant Human” and the small line “Just Add Coffee” beneath it — a gentle nudge that mornings take a little help. Wear it to the cafe, around the house while you brew, or layered under a jacket when you need a low-key laugh with friends. The soft crew neck and classic fit sit comfortably whether you’re grabbing a late-night espresso or easing into your day. It reads like a private joke for caffeine lovers, soft enough for everyday wear and built to keep its shape through many wash cycles. Product features - 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel - Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth drape - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching - Pearlized, tear-away label for added comfort; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications (Oeko-Tex compliant) - DTG prints on body with optional DTF sleeve and inner-neck prints; ethically sourced cotton Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors