Flamingo Fandango Shorts (Gym/Swim)

The Flamingo Fandango Shorts are not for people who want to go unnoticed. Built for the gym, the pool, the beach, or any occasion where looking like the most fun person in the building is the goal, these are as loud as they are genuinely comfortable. Pair them with a Flamingo Fandango Bad Shirt and the matching bucket hat for a head-to-toe look that will make strangers stop and stare. Whether you are training, swimming or lounging about with nowhere particular to be, these are the boldest, most outrageously fun shorts you will wear all year. The pattern is pure retro chaos and we mean that as the highest possible compliment. Set against a vivid mint turquoise background that pops straight off the fabric, oversized flamingos strut, slouch and swan their way across every inch of the shorts in a series of brilliantly confident poses. Each bird is rendered in bold coral pink with crisp white feathers and a dark navy outline that gives every motif the look of an oversized sticker pulled straight from a 1989 pencil case. They all wear sunglasses, naturally, because these are flamingos with standards. Scattered between the birds, yellow lightning bolts crackle, purple and teal triangles tumble at odd angles, and dotted yellow rectangles and pastel lavender cubes finish the whole composition in full Memphis-era glory. The result looks like a holiday postcard from a very stylish parallel universe, and it is absolutely hilarious on a pair of shorts. Made from 90% recycled polyester and 10% spandex, the Flamingo Fandango Shorts deliver serious comfort and serious movement in equal measure. The fabric is lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying, making these just as useful at the pool as they are in the gym or on the sofa. Four-way stretch gives you total freedom of movement whether you are training hard or doing absolutely nothing productive. With a 5-inch inseam, an elasticated waistband with a white drawstring, two zippered side pockets and a zippered back pocket, these are well-made shorts wearing the funniest print in the room. No interior liner keeps things cool, unrestricted and comfortable all day. Bad Shirt Club is about more than bad taste, though there is plenty of that too. A large portion of profits from every sale goes directly to mental health charities, because we think that joy, laughter and the confidence to look ridiculous in public are genuinely worthwhile things. Every time someone spots your shorts and grins, you are part of something bigger. That is not a bad outcome for a pair of shorts. Product highlights 90% Recycled Polyester, 10% Spandex - lightweight, stretchy and fast-drying 5" inseam with elasticated waistband and drawstring 2 zippered side pockets + 1 zippered back pocket, no interior liner Designed for gym, swim or lounging Next day delivery available Rated 4.8 "Excellent" on Trustpilot A large portion of profits fund mental health charities