UHHHmerika: Shorty

Theres nothing more impressive than the Mediocrity of American Exceptionalism. The belief that he world should be eternally grateful for the death, destruction and corruption we bring to the world. Truly the best! Thats why this 100% ring-spun cotton and is so soft and comfy. It comes from somewhere thats not America. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability unlike he egos of the average American. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester • All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton • 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) S 28 18 M 29 20 L 30 22 XL 31 24 2XL 32 26 3XL 33 28