I love a quiet Card

Christmas is supposed to be a season of peace, goodwill, and spending time with loved ones. This card focuses mainly on the peace part, with a sensible plan for keeping festive chaos to an absolute minimum. Perfect for anyone whose ideal Christmas involves a strong martini, a comfy chair, and a carefully curated guest list. A funny Christmas greeting card featuring a glamorous woman wearing an elegant black evening dress, pearl jewellery, and a white fur stole decorated with a festive holly brooch. She holds a martini garnished with olives and smiles knowingly at the viewer. A softly blurred Christmas tree glows in the background against a rich pink festive setting. Large white text beside her reads “I love a quiet Christmas low stress minimal cunts”.