JOHN HALO

JOHN HALO

Brand: Sport Drink LLC
SKU: 020
45.00 USD In stock Buy at Merchant

JOHN HALO is a sweet, tart cherry energy drink built for the battles of everyday life. Real ingredients. Real sugar. Real electrolytes. ZERO GARBAGE. I PROMISE. No dyes. No artificial flavors. No fake sweeteners. No jitters. John Halo™ is a wholly original idea from one of our Sport Miners, Billiam Gate. We are thinking about turning it into a famous video game. I’m not allowed to play video games, but I’m pretty sure it’s okay to sell video games (not during Sport Drink work hours). I think a John Halo video game is a good idea. It’s never been done before. Unlike modern energy drinks that blast your nervous system, SPORT ENERGY is formulated to support alertness without that illegal drugs feeling. 40 calories. 150mg caffeine. Electrolytes that actually hydrate. Sugar — because energy without fuel is fake. ENERGY FOR THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO. Add 1 Tbsp to 10 oz of cold, clean, un-fluoridated water.

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