Beach Towel — “That’s What Cheese Said” Vintage Diner Novelty Towel

Salt-worn sun, warm sand underfoot, and a smug slice of humor folded into your beach bag. This towel wraps you in quick-dry polyester on one side with a soft, absorbent cotton loop backing against your skin. The print shows a retro, tongue-in-cheek scene—muted browns and cream tones that feel more like a cozy café than a bright neon beach blanket—so it blends with laid-back coastal vibes and slow afternoons. It's roomy enough to lounge, dry off, or drape over a chair. The hemmed edges keep the shape wash after wash, and safety-tested materials mean you can relax without worrying about harsh chemicals. Bring a bit of wit and calm to seaside days, shore picnics, or lazy poolside hours. Product features - Durable polyester print side — quick-drying and colorfast - Soft cotton loop backing — gentle and absorbent against skin - Hemmed edges for long-lasting shape and durability - Available in two sizes: 30" × 60" and 36" × 72" - One-sided print with safety-tested materials (azo dyes, lead, phthalates compliant) Care instructions - Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. EU representative: Olga's Cheese, info@olgascheese.com, Geldersman 17, Volendam, 1132AR, NL Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from China, For adults Care instructions: Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean.