Eat The Rich Soy Candle: Smells Like Let Them Eat Chocolate Cake

This isn’t just a candle. It’s a decadent little reminder that if they’re going to hoard all the wealth, the least they could do is bring dessert. Eat the Rich is for the overworked, the underpaid, and everyone watching billionaires collect tax breaks like the rest of us collect grocery receipts. They said let them eat cake. We said fine... make it chocolate. Scented like Fudgey Chocolate Cake. Handcrafted on the Oregon Coast with clean ingredients and just the right amount of class consciousness. 🔥 Light It When: · Another billionaire explains why you need to tighten your budget · You’re feeling a little French Revolution-y · Dessert seems healthier than doomscrolling · You believe there should probably be fewer yachts and more affordable groceries